TPWSTKMFFMI Chapter 23.3

Translator: Vivi from dummytranslations

Editor: Lola

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Chapter 23.3: Teasing the cat


I have no words for this adorable gif it’s like everything I’ve ever loved condensed into one picture Cat x Shark x Duck

I actually feel the roomba riding cat on a spiritual level asdfghjkkl thanks Aeli <3333



It looked similar to a pure American shorthair cat. The silver tabby’s hair color was very beautiful but this was probably due to its owner’s meticulous care.


Taking the menu from the clerk, he noticed that they still kept the same old traditional way of ordering. Gu Yan quickly ordered a cup of cappuccino and a chocolate muffin.


After the clerk had left, Gu Yan then gave a low cough, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but curve upwards slightly. With a small smile on his face, he whispered a few praises, “Qiuqiu is good.”


All of a sudden he saw many, at least more than 20 creatures that looked very much like him. The Heidis lounging in his lap could not react in time.


The original forms of those of the Heidis race were different. Even if the Heidis in his lap wanted to, it was not easy to find those who had the same form as him.


In the first place, it was in the Heidis’s racial nature that they did not like to expose their original form.


In the eyes of all guests in the café, the good-looking dark-haired youth sitting near the railings with his head bowed seemed to be saying something to the cat in his lap. Afterward, the tail of the cat in his lap which had been swinging gently suddenly started to swing more vigorously.


It looks like it was satisfied…


Wasn’t this too easy to coax? All those people who had cats in their homes silently thought.


The silver tiger tabby cat on the young man’s lap was extremely adorable, all the guests sitting in the vicinity could not help but be slightly distracted.


Then they saw the big cat raise its head to look at him and then licked the youth’s finger. If it was just like that, it was still alright, but afterward…


After licking, it moved its body to rub against the youth. Those who were closer to them could even hear the cat purring softly.


Finally, someone could not help but ask, why was it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat always somebody else’s cat-??


On this side, Gu Yan had just picked up a small knife to cut off a chunk of the muffin, ready to find some hidden angle to feed the Heidis on his leg.


The main reason was that in the eyes of the natives of the Earth, they were a pair of ordinary domestic cat and owner. If he were to feed the Heidis in front of these people, he would be regarded as an irresponsible owner.


“Hello, that … may I pet your cat, please?”


Gu Yan just heard this sentence when he turned around to see a young girl with an expression filled with hope and expectation.


At that moment, a tail had already hooked around his wrist. Before the cat in his lap could do anything more, Gu Yan quickly replied apologetically, “Sorry, my cat is very shy.”

Hearing the words ‘my cat’, the Heidis let out a few low purrs from its throat and arched into the youth’s bosom.


Shy, but very sticky to its master …




Those sitting nearby could hear their conversation. The more they heard, the more envious they became. In all aspects, this could be said to be their ideal cat’s personality.


“Meow.” A folded-ear cat that was not too far from the youth and not too close either started to meow pitifully at him.


This distance was chosen because of the Heidis in the youth’s lap that made it dare not get too close.


At this time, a clerk was just passing by while holding a plate and saw this scene. All their cats in this store were usually very quiet and obedient ah? He was momentarily stunned.


There was probably a daring person …Ah no, there was a cat who was daring enough, causing the other cats in the shop to follow after.


After a while, the clerk in the café looked at the cats in their shop as they fought to squeeze towards the direction of the dark-haired youth sitting near the railings. But the young man was not carrying any cat food though?

Usually, their cats would be extremely quiet, but now, unexpectedly they surrounded the youth’s legs and mewed non-stop.


Was this man a walking cat-nip?


When faced with this kind of situation, the shop assistant did not know whether he should bring the cats back into the store or turn a blind eye.


There was no helping it, the guest did not do anything that violated the rules of their café, it was their own cats that took the initiative to bother him.


Gu Yan knew that he had always been loved by animals. Just now when he came into this café and having not been instantly surrounded by the cats, he thought that his animal-attracting pheromones had lost their power here.


Now it seems it was still there.


There were so many cats around his legs and they are all purring at him. Gu Yan very much wanted to reach out to pet them, but…


When he lowered his head to look at the big cat in his lap staring silently at him, Gu Yan immediately abandoned that idea.


Putting both hands under the Heidis’s paws, Gu Yan touched the soft belly. “Qiuqiu, be good.”


The big cat in his lap stared at him with such an expression that if Gu Yan dared to touch other cats …


If he really did, this cat might really fly into a rage.


It was their first time seeing such a jealous cat, these were the thoughts of all the guest in the vicinity who had witnessed the whole exchange.


But how envious, to let their cat be jealous was such an unthinkable thing but it brought such a good feeling.


Cannot tease other cats, then surely he could tease his own cat right?


Holding onto this idea, Gu Yan made the final payment and before leaving this cat café, he couldn’t help but buy a stick to tease his cat.


Although he was back on Earth, Gu Yan did not rush to visit all the familiar places. He had already decided to live in this city for a month or so and afterward, he would then return back to the Heidis empire with the Heidis in his hands.


Since they were going to stay in this place for a month, Gu Yan simply rented a house. The space was more than sufficient for two people to live in.


The cat teaser stick he had brought back was lying on the bedside table. Gu Yan had just emerged from the bathroom when the first thing he saw was the big cat lying by his pillow quietly.


This side of Earth was much warmer than the Aisers. In the Aisers, Gu Yan had basically wrapped himself into dumpling at every moment. However, on Earth, a shirt was enough.


The buttons on the youth’s shirt were not buttoned up properly and if your line of sight continued down the white neck, one could see the slightly exposed, beautifully shaped collarbone.


The Heidis on the side of the pillow stared for a moment then narrowed his pupils.


The big cat who had been lying down silently, seeming very docile and obedient suddenly raised its head to watch him. Gu Yan looked at this big cat and then looked at the cat teaser stick on the bedside table …


He really couldn’t hold back.




Looking at the furball before his eyes, the Heidis didn’t understand the youth’s intentions at first but having recalled what he had seen in that room today, with his first-class learning ability, slowly lifted his front paws to gently nudge at the fur ball.


In fact, it was a simple matter for the Heidis to pounce on a moving thing.


The Heidis in his domestic cat form was merely cooperating with the youth and only wanted to do something that would make him happy.


Using the cat stick to tease the cat in all sorts of ways, Gu Yan was completely focused and momentarily unable to return to his senses …


Until his surroundings were turned upside down and he found himself being pressed onto the bed by the grey-haired Officer who had returned to his handsome human form with his usual icy countenance.


“If I catch it, it’s mine?”


The cold voice sounded beside his ears. However, in a state of shock, Gu Yan nodded, thinking that the Heidis was referring to the cat stick.


“I caught Ah Yan.”


The cold voice at this time was a little husky. Just as he heard this sentence, Gu Yan felt a familiar cool and soft touch on his neck.


He seemed to have…


Teased himself into trouble?


End Of Chapter 23

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44 thoughts on “TPWSTKMFFMI Chapter 23.3”

  1. Thank you for the chapter, and i hope you don’t stress yourself out too much, you wouldn’t want your health to turn for the worse. And thank you for the adorable cat gifs and cat pics, they are highly amusing and adorable.

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  2. The best way not to get stressed is to finished everything that should be finished as soon as possible.
    After that you can do what you want in your life as lazy as you want.
    I know this, because i am a lazy person that don’t want to get stressed

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  3. Adorable simply adorable, you give me everything in one, as well as not start the day happy 😻😻😻 on the other hand my advice is that you take it easy and go at your pace if you stress is worse but that if you do not leave everything to the last or it will be worse (he told you from experience)
    Thanks for the chapter 💕💕💕


  4. Kyaaaaaa!!!!! Soooooo cute!!!!!!!!! Need more tissues lol
    Thank you soooooooooooooo much!!!!!
    Love you!!!


  5. Hahahahhahaha~ He most certainly teased himself into trouble hahahahahha~

    Thank you very much for the chapter~!!!


  6. Eli is so adorable!! Thanks for the chapter and good luck with your deadlines! I dont have any cat pictures, but I want to recommend Jun’s Kitchen on youtube. It’s a guy that cooks along with his adorable cats!

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  7. Although I would love to have quicker releases, the wait is always worth it with this one 😊, so please don’t overwork too much and good luck!
    Thanks for the chapter!!!😘

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  8. The cat gifs and the pic are so cute!!!

    And Gu Yan seems to dug himself a pit full of Eli’s love 😂 I just hope he doesn’t reject him, because I don’t want it to be straight guy x bent ML

    Thank you for the chapter! This was such a cute chapter, I think for me this is in my top 5 dangerous novels to read because it has so muc cute content in it that I’d probably be drowning in cuteness overload.

    Again, thank you for the cute chapters! I wish I have a cat as cute as Eli 😂

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  9. Oh god, just realized something. What happens when a Heidis comes into contact with catnip? And didn’t humans use this to their advantage in the story?

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  10. Thanks for the update!
    Eli is not sharing GY with anyone, even with other cats. Lol
    GY, you’re in big trouble now. You’ve been owned. Hehehe
    Do your thing at your own pace. Do the things that need immediate attention. Good luck! Fighting!

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  11. “Finally, someone could not help but ask, why was it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat always somebody else’s cat-??”
    YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT AAAA my cats are always ignoring me whenever I try to play with them *cries*
    Thanks for the new chapter! Also, please take care of your health and have a rest since this can wait ^^

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  12. “Finally, someone could not help but ask, why was it that such an obedient, easy to coax and sticky cat always somebody else’s cat-??” XD XD XD
    “Was this man a walking cat-nip?” XD XD XD …
    “He seemed to have…
    Teased himself into trouble?” … Surely XD XD XD
    As can be seen I laughed quite hard on this chapter XD Many thanks for translating this for us ❤

    I was looking for more kittysharks to boost your morale but found a Heidi’s spaceship instead… Although the quality isn’t great : < I totally understand this case of procrastinating. Good luck with everything and keep yourself healthy!

    … Our cats unfortunately aren't interested in vacuum cleaner riding – I tried to encourage them but the response was "no way!" XD

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  13. Where did all links go? : < I totally understand this case of procrastinating. Good luck with everything and keep yourself healthy!


  14. Thanks for the chapter and please keep up the good work (^-^) get it done quick so you can be lazy but, make sure you do a good job so you don’t have to do it again at least that’s what I do.


    1. Oops, pressed post by mistake, anyway, if I let myself, I am a champion procrastinator. So I make efficient, detailed lists, than I go through them step by step. I find crossing out something I’ve done both liberating & vindictive, so it works for me. It became a habit.

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  15. Thanks for the chapter! I hope that one day I can finish this story. It seems very different and interesting, than other novels.


  16. I am a new reader . I completely blazed into this story 😍😍😍 this story is just too good and theres waaaay to much fluff!! Also eli jealousy kept giving me butterfly omg he is just too cute that it is unbearable 😍😍😍❤️❤️ Thanks for translating this amazing story😍 cant wait for the next chap!


  17. Thank you for the update! I enjoy this story very much and cant wait for the next chapter (but i will :D). I have a dog, so i kind of understand ?!


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